He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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