i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
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So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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