yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Randomize
