Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Shame is for Republicans.
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