i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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