i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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