I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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