Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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