I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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