I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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