So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
