Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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