is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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