I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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