Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Just high enough for therapy.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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