He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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