does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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