awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.