Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
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high people should be assigned attendants
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask