Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
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i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.