Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
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So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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