Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
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don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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