his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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