Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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