How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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