Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Just puked most of my soul out..
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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