just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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