Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
so let's talk penis.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Randomize
