what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.