i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I need to calm my uterus...