shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
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Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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