I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
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do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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