I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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