Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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