Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
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HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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