He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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