I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
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HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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