He is such a slut. More and more my type.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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