That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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