shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize
