If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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