Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
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Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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