if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
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He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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