OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
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I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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