You work out of a Hotel?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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