Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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