Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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