508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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