Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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