question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
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Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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