We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?