Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (313): View more from Michigan

  At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (313): At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit? http://tfl.nu/h53l
  Replies (19) Good night (1733) Bad night (672)
• Favorite

  (253): View more from Washington

  I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (253): I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you. http://tfl.nu/clvu
  Replies (17) Good night (2713) Bad night (751)
• Favorite

  (317): View more from Indiana

  You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (317): You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang... http://tfl.nu/ct1j
  Replies (35) Good night (4940) Bad night (2059)
• Favorite

  (469): View more from Texas

  It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (469): It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays. http://tfl.nu/21z4
  Replies (13) Good night (4442) Bad night (1267)
• Favorite

  (706): View more from Georgia

  we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (706): we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating. http://tfl.nu/lk5p
  Replies (13) Good night (6695) Bad night (1403)
• Favorite

  (479): View more from Arkansas

  Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (479): Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain. http://tfl.nu/si9l
  Replies (13) Good night (993) Bad night (5019)
• Favorite

  (413): View more from Massachusetts

  YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (413): YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to? http://tfl.nu/cdfm
  Replies (11) Good night (1212) Bad night (4530)
• Favorite

  (678): View more from Georgia

  All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (678): All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know. http://tfl.nu/jvfd
  Replies (6) Good night (1318) Bad night (1037)
• Favorite

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (910): I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks.. http://tfl.nu/st44
  Replies (7) Good night (1851) Bad night (788)
• Favorite

  (519): View more from Ontario

  And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (519): And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication. http://tfl.nu/rgq1
  Replies (3) Good night (1090) Bad night (528)
• Favorite

  (815): View more from Illinois

  You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (815): You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger. http://tfl.nu/j7zd
  Replies (2) Good night (711) Bad night (459)
• Favorite

  (907): View more from Alaska

  When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (907): When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on. http://tfl.nu/9zlu
  Replies (1) Good night (721) Bad night (279)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered! http://tfl.nu/55g9
  Replies (8) Good night (932) Bad night (328)
• Favorite

  (907): View more from Alaska

  who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (907): who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit http://tfl.nu/vaby
  Replies (4) Good night (654) Bad night (404)
• Favorite

  (606): View more from Kentucky

  I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (606): I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about! http://tfl.nu/4ra3
  Replies (2) Good night (349) Bad night (174)

Randomize