STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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