Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(954): View more from Florida

I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.

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(806): View more from Texas

he shaved USA in his pubs

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(630): View more from Illinois

you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page

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(201): View more from New Jersey

bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies

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(770): View more from Georgia

started my period, we have to try again next week

(1-770): View more from Georgia

if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint

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(714): View more from California

Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.

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(480): View more from Arizona

Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

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