I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Randomize
