You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
sick fucks of a feather flock together
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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