I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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