She said her name was "party"
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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