My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
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I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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