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I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
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She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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