Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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